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Teti Sandal Judgment Target Shopping Spree

I was trying to get ready for a date and my sister-in-law was fashion consulting. She wanted me to wear flats because it was an outdoor drinks date (but on a Saturday night! and he’s 6’3″!) so I showed her my sandal collection … an extensive set consisting of a “brown” pair I called nude (“IF YOU WERE BROWN”), hot pink havianas, and red-and-white-stripe bow sandals which while phenomenal were not the right fit for the outfit.

Needless to say, in my efforts to purge my closet I may have gone too far. I also blame the mold that claimed two great pairs of sandals in Newport. Nonetheless, it kicked off an internet deep dive and a TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLAR Target shopping spree.

I assumed I’d return all but one or two pair.

I assumed wrong.

THEY ARE (almost) ALL GREAT. Considered alone, I would have kept each and every sandal.

Considered together, I could not possibly keep ELEVEN pairs of Target sandals. Dear friend readers, HELP!

judgment sandal shopping spree

All sandals from Target; click here for the collage.

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