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Teti Sandal Judgment Target Shopping Spree

I was trying to get ready for a date and my sister-in-law was fashion consulting. She wanted me to wear flats because it was an outdoor drinks date (but on a Saturday night! and he’s 6’3″!) so I showed her my sandal collection … an extensive set consisting of a “brown” pair I called nude…

I Have Nothing to Say

Email I just received: Subj: thisislifeinaustin Body: Why didn’t you post yesterday? Because sometimes I have nothing to say. I already told you about the pay-for-it events going on this week, and there’s some cool stuff going on this weekend, but I’m not ready to reveal it yet–you(I)’ll forget by the weekend. I’ve already posted…

Juan Pelota … hahaha!

Much love to Tolly at Austin Eavesdropper for sharing this and making me laugh … I get it! Juan Pelota! Tolly says: “For reference: Juan Pelota = the coffee shop inside Mellow Johnny’s, and it is named after Lance Armstrong’s one remaining man jewel. (That he still somehow manages to impregnate women with).” (“pelota” means…

Speed Dating

So apparently we haven’t had speed dating in Austin before? I don’t know, as I meet all my dates in the gym or in the bars, but Speed Date Austin is welcoming itself to town with a party at Gruv this Friday night. The registration is full, but you can get on the wait list–and…