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You Are NOT A Celebrity When it Comes To Crop Tops

Dangit, I move to California and all the sudden I’m wearing short pants and short tops and short … well, I always wore short shorts. I am from Texas, after all.

The Crop Top. I wrote over there —–> (fashion sticky notes) that crop tops should go back to where they came from (the 90s). However, I will admit when I am wrong. This is one of those times—like with jeggings—where I will endorse the crop top under certain conditions. 

Sad but true fact: You are not—and neither am I—a celebrity when it comes to crop tops. Celebs are paid to be able to wear the sort of ridiculousness which only trickles down to us—and they wear it in the perfect lighting, with teams of people watching and adjusting their every move. So. This is a crop top guide for us regular ol’ garden-variety celebs.


Disclaimer: TRY THE CROP TOP ON. You will know if it looks good. If it looks good in unnatural, unflattering dressing room light, chances are it will look great in real life.

Also, ALWAYS, on fashion:  Think about what makes you look BEST when you get dressed.

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