I’m not gonna say I’m CELEB famous for my salads, but … I’m pretty damn close. My salads are requested from coast to coast, born in Aspen, created currently in SoCal, spreading across the continent to D.C. and beyond. Here’s how to make the magic. All sourced at Trader Joe’s: Kale $2 Spinach $2 Cabbage $1.50…
Probably because I am a true faux celeb, I was recently the victim—and I do NOT use this word lightly—of some identity theft via someone creating a fake Facebook account with my photos and trolling some Land Rover forums. Facebook was extremely unhelpful in taking down this profile, and it still exists today. Only by…
Because some day I’ll need to pull inspiration for my own red carpet gown … My fave looks from the red carpet at the Golden Globes 2016, as illustrated by Emily Brickel Edelson, the artist behind Chic Sketch, an app that can turn your OOTD (outfit of the day) into a professional fashion sketch (I…
Last night at the gym, my male training partner pointed to a guy on TV and said, “how did that guy become the head of a chicken company?” and I said, “he’s an old white guy.” I frequently point out how much easier it is for an old, white guy to succeed at business. This…
Or, the most amount of selfies I’ve ever taken. The logo tank is the new logo tee, and I have bought (literally) whole-heartedly into this trend. I have roughly 354 tank tops bearing the names of CrossFit gyms, yoga studios, competitions my roommate competed in, etc. that I wear routinely to the gym, to yoga,…
<— AND THE WINNER IS … WENDY!! Faux celebs like me love being stopped and asked about things they’re wearing—it happens more than you think, especially when you’re wearing as unusual a watch as this. I’ve recently been on a watch search, tired of checking my phone (is anyone getting the sense I’m just tired…
This post is a departure from outfits and shoe picks and faux celeb shenanigans, but it’s important to speak up for yourself, speak out against wrongdoing, and challenge the status quo. So here we go. Celeb Shailene Woodley doesn’t consider herself a feminist (click here for the TIME article). When asked “Do you consider yourself…
In this post I asked for help accessorizing the dress I was renting from Rent the Runway for a big party at the magazine. I expected to like pumps or funkier shoes, but when I tried them on before the party, I ended up liking a strappy shoe—but in bright red, naturally. I added big…
Over on DailyHap.com: 11 Inspiring Celebrity Quotes on Happiness. The Hap? Write your own quote on happiness. Since I am a faux celeb, here goes: Happiness Is. Like the Year of Is, happiness is. Happiness is so many things: a snuggle from a pup, a kiss from a loved one, a smile from a stranger, a…
If you are my celebrity, and I am a faux celeb … here’s our alphabet: A A-List. Duh. B Besties. Everyone has to have one celeb bestie. Preferably a slightly-less-hot-than-you stylist. C Celebrity. Urban dictionary def: the reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don’t need and they…