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Tag: psychological

Free Therapy: Good/Bad

This is what it’s like to be a psychotherapists’ kid. Today was a bad day. Not terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day, but a slightly bad day. Like no rainbows. None of these bad things are that bad. But if they make me grouchy, and they do, then I get to consider them bad, even if…

Water shots

At a friend’s birthday party last week, there were tequila shots. And rather than not take tequila shots with the crew, they ordered me a water shot. I salted up my hand, grabbed a lime, and cheered with the rest of the gaggle of girls. Turns out, salt + water = seawater. Word to the…

Day 23 HCG Diet: I Stink

Literally. I stink. Have I hit ketosis? Am I eating too much garlic? Because I stink. I shower, I get out, and a smell radiates from my pores that is not the sweet scent of body wash (which, incidentally, I can’t use because you can’t use anything containing oils while on the hcg diet), but…