So stereotypical, and yet … so true. via judgmentalmaps.com // via a friend from Amsterdam! On the plus side, it’s nowhere near as offensive as the Judgmental Map of Orange County…
Judgmental Map of Austin
Tag: humor
A Little Ditty
I made the mistake of browsing a few comments on this amazing youtube vid and while I’m certain readers of my blog are well aware of the following, I reiterate: feminism is about equality. Equality is about respect. This song is calling out a disconnect between rhetoric and reality that does not discount any other…
Compliment or Insult: Retribution Edition
And in response to last week’s Compliment or Insult: Gchat Edition, my color commentator Paul responds:
Compliment or Insult: Gchat Edition
Ah, have you guys missed Compliment or Insult?! I have (guess I have to get into a non-CrossFit gym…) Thankfully, this gem popped on over to my screen via gchat the other day, re: my gchat photo: Ah, being an overlooked attractive woman.
Banana Text … or, when parents group text
Traveling hungover is the worst. Yet it’s almost an inevitable part of a wedding weekend. However, this group text with my parents (“Mama” and “Dad”) is the best. They’re in a different terminal leaving a recent New Orleans wedding we attended.
The Alphabet of Celebrity
If you are my celebrity, and I am a faux celeb … here’s our alphabet: A A-List. Duh. B Besties. Everyone has to have one celeb bestie. Preferably a slightly-less-hot-than-you stylist. C Celebrity. Urban dictionary def: the reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don’t need and they…
Even My Friends are Celebs
In certain circles, anyway. Check out these awesome guys, who I’m lucky enough to hang (and train!) with on the reg. Links: powerathletehq.com | crossfitfootball.com | crossfitbalboa.com
Daily Odd Compliment
As usual, hilarious things actually said to me. PS I have to thank the hammy for this gnarly rash … it just never ends. inspiration: dailyoddcompliment.tumblr.com
Mea Culpa, Southern California
This post has been waiting in the blog queue. I know I owe you an apology, Southern California, but I was waiting for just the right moment. Yesterday, it transpired. Remember the dude who told me “Good luck making friends”? Well. He approached me yesterday to find out how I was doing, if I was…
Compliment or Insult: Miss Claus Edition
Merry Christmas! For this edition of Compliment or Insult, I present to you some photographic evidence. Wearing this* to the CrossFit Christmas party: Actually said to me: “You look sexier working out than you do right now.” This face more or less captures how I feel about that statement. *actual bridesmaid’s dress my aunt wore…