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Tag: weeds

Sunflowers

This happened, at work: “pesky, hard to get rid of, grew too tall once and now some people like them for no reason” People are 100% what make work fun.

F*CK DANDELIONS

When I was a kid, I remember my parents telling me that dandelions were a weed, and that blowing all the white fluffy things around was helping spread weeds. “I don’t care!” kid Lyssa thought, “It’s making all my wishes come true!” Well, Kid Lyssa, you’re an idiot. Every single one of those wishes has…