Recharge Compression Tee Makes You Better?

Under Armour just released a $99.99 t-shirt that promises to act like an ice bath, but in a shirt:

UA Compression that gets your muscles back to full strength faster.

Strategic compression promotes muscle tissue repair.

Decreases the amount of time muscles are sore.

Reduces swelling caused by exertion or impact.

Now, everyone knows that wearing Under Armour automatically makes you better at whatever sport you’re playing, which usually makes it worth the $60 cool charge … but $100?!