The sporadic series that cannot be planned: Straight From a Fella’s Mouth, where we reprint here some amazing gems of … wisdom/stupidity/hilarity straight from a fella’s mouth. The fella will remain anonymous, but all of female-kind will benefit.
This compilation of gems was gathered from some dude friends over the past couple of months. Some times I can’t believe I hang out with these guys, and some times I can’t believe we live in a society where these guys are the best of the best and they still have some ridiculous notions about love and sex:
“Romance starts when girls say no.” -R
“There’s a big difference between hot and I’d have sex with you.” -S
“A face is only ten percent.” -B
“Girls only want to be called one B word. Beautiful.” -C
“I’m not violent but that’s the perfect date drink.” -R (on Allen’s Coffee Brandy, rumored to be involved in 80% of domestic violence cases in Maine, where nearly one bottle is consumed per every man, woman, and child in the state. I’m guessing he did not know it is also referred to as “Fat Ass in a Glass” due to its high sugar and cream content.)