In honor of my impending birthday (tomorrow!), I’ve put together a few items that are too absurd NOT to own. I already own the Cap-Sac, a fanny-pack for your head. And who wouldn’t want to “in the spirit of the Wild West, keep his beer ready for a quick draw whenever the need arises” or have his t.p. dressed in shiny, globe-like fashion? Yes, the world is pretty ridiculous.
If you go to polyvore’s site, you can see all the product info and link to the sites when you’re ready to show someone the love by buying that Keystone Light Beer Belt.
Also on the Absurd Scale: my friend undertook an experiment on baking cookies on the dashboard of her car. Gotta love Texas summers. Check out the cookies, and whimsical blog, here.
Note to everyone: I don’t actually want these items, so if you are getting me something for my birthday, please don’t let it be these.
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