All the Blog Posts I Never Wrote

RIP, idea from 2012. RIP, one-word blog post. RIP most of the 80+ draft blog posts since 2012 that have been just sitting here on the backend of this blog, sometimes nothing more than a title to remind me what I thought I wanted to write about. Well, I don’t want to write about these things anymore, so here are 56 blog posts I never wrote:

• • So Newport, So Aspen
  • ikigai
  • Hitchcock, Chaucer, and Hamlet
  • Magnesium (use it for cramps. you’re welcome)
  • Luckily, Austin is Still Austin
  • Book Picks
  • New Beauty Brands: Eden’s (san clemente-based lovely essential oil blends)
  • Secret Protein Cookie Ingredient: PB2 (if you’re into PB2, it’s a nice “flour” for protein cookies)
  • Adventure Grants (this is a real thing. mostly for not-Americans though)
  • Mexican Blankets are Just Called Blankets in Mexico (word)
  • Anatomy of a Best Friend (I love y’all)
  • Elizabeth & Clarke Unstainable Workwear (is great if you have to wear work clothes)
  • Weed Cream (actually works, or it doesn’t, but if it’s just a placebo I’ll take it)
  • Pub Crawl and Birthday Party Theme Ideas
  • Shopping Research List: New Work Bag
  • New Banks
  • Travels – Lil, Big, In-Between
  • New Suitcase Showdown
  • Zims
  • Nutrition Challenge aka the extremely lazy quest for abs
  • This is my face part 3? 4?
  • Lumo Lift > Posture Alarm
  • What I Eat
  • Little Annoyances
  • The Face: Advanced Mineral Makeup (still a fan)
  • The Secret to Protein Muffins: Zucchini (lots of baking secrets here, the real secret is: don’t expect a protein anything to taste like the real thing)
  • De-Stressing the Dog—and Myself
  • Bike Commuting (love it … have no idea what I was gonna say about it?)
  • Work Sneaks
  • Take Care of Yourself
  • Makeup Bag (this is a thing you need when you don’t work at home)
  • Celebration Splurges
  • Talk Car Culture to Me (bye bye jeep … I miss you)
  • Decadent PB Protein Chocolate No Bake Bars
  • Holy Grail Protein Cookies EVEN BETTER (less butter)
  • September 1 Route 1 Epic Road Trip (happy 30th birthday to me)
  • Turkish Bath Towels, Peshmetals, Foutas
  • What Is Your Blog About? (do you know?)
  • Tunes Make the Day, Ya Know?
  • Posts That Keep on Keeping On (I believe ‘how to cut a fresh pair of jhorts‘ is a frontrunner)
  • So done.
  • Blog Identity Crisis (this was apparently a real concern in 2014)
  • Feel Good Friday Instructions + Why You Need Gratitude MORE on Crappy Weeks than Happy Weeks
  • Grass-Fed Whey Protein Roundup
  • Annoyed.
  • Odd Non-Advice on Dating
  • The Cookie Department
  • All Up in My Biz … ness
  • Edit Your Closet
  • Outside Looking In
  • Chemical-Free Cosmetics
  • Modern Skillet (RIP)
  • Negotiate It
  • Rice (school? food? idk what I meant)
  • DIY: Boot socks from 2012 (turns out they are ugly, do NOT recommend this DIY)
  • Nail Polish Roundup