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I Hope You Rip Your Pants Too

A story of wtf. This is the story of a time I bought a house, and my mom came in town to help me with some remodeling, and I only had 30 minutes at the gym while she walked my dog around the neighborhood around the gym, and I ran into my favorite trainer and…

Unibutt

It has come to my attention that some people don’t know what unibutt is. I was aware of the problem, but a recent listing on Amazon.com, no less, made me realize that I need to speak up for the good of womankind. What in the name of all that is sacred in fashion is this?…

High waters

As a 5’9″ tall woman who is all legs, ankle-length pants didn’t make sense to me for many years—probably because they just felt too short, like most pants on me. As it turns out, ankle-length pants are not simply pants that are too short—the new crop (pardon the pun) are a flattering silhouette that will…

Review: Fila Body Toning System Toning Resistance Pant

I promised this review awhile ago but totally forgot! After my adventures wearing them for 14 hours in the airport, I remembered. 🙂 Originally posted at endlessbeauty.com, where I also explore if toning clothes are help or hype (hint: you know the answer, but it can’t hurt to wear them). With the proliferation of toning…

A story of capri pants and basketball

Today: 9:15am: Put on these lululmon wunder under crops, only in all black with a dotted waistband, go to the office with boots and a “nice” shirt (read: v-neck tee … it’s Friday, people!), almost making a real outfit: 1pm: Change into a different t-shirt and sneakers and go to CrossFit. There were about 50…

Now, a Diatribe on White Pants*

*And other fashiony things I need to get off my chest It’s really hot in Austin, I know. A “cold front” came through tonight and we all got excited because it dropped to 80, but by the time I’m walking around downtown at noon tomorrow, it’ll be 1,956 degrees again and I’ll be sweating through…