A story of wtf.
This is the story of a time I bought a house, and my mom came in town to help me with some remodeling, and I only had 30 minutes at the gym while she walked my dog around the neighborhood around the gym, and I ran into my favorite trainer and he suggested I do 15 sets of 15 reps of squats at 155# with my limited time so it seemed like a good idea so I did but after warming up only did 6 sets in about 23 minutes and it still was horrible (texas cardio). The following day, my mom picked me up at lunch to go to the tile store, I carried some tile out to my car, and I looked down and saw that my BCBG dress pants, which are indeed 10 years old, had ripped down the left leg seam. I didn’t know if I should be proud or sad, because apparently you can have quads or dress pants but not both, but I needed to also return to work. Luckily, after suggesting that maybe no one would notice if I held my arms down and realizing that she was insane, my mom quickly slipped out of her size 2 (?!?!) jeans in the tile store parking lot and let me try them on. Lo and behold, they fit (sisterhood of the traveling pants for sure), the day was saved, and I went to work in my gainz jeans.
And that, my friends, is a great day to have.