And in response to last week’s Compliment or Insult: Gchat Edition, my color commentator Paul responds:
Compliment or Insult: Retribution Edition
Category: Compliment or Insult
Compliment or Insult: Gchat Edition
Ah, have you guys missed Compliment or Insult?! I have (guess I have to get into a non-CrossFit gym…) Thankfully, this gem popped on over to my screen via gchat the other day, re: my gchat photo: Ah, being an overlooked attractive woman.
Abzzzzzz
Hey, you know what I’m grateful for? Abs. Abs are a THING for me—this long-standing goal, this pursuit of perfection, this symbol of a better life. It came to a frenetic finale as my quest for abs went public, with Cali and I proclaiming that we’d have abzzzzz for Puerto Rico. We procrastinated on the…
Compliment or Insult: “I Did See You Squatting” Edition
Background: One day, I was repping back squats at very close to my one-rep max. If you’re unfamiliar with this feeling, know that it was challenging enough to make me almost throw up standing up the weight on my last rep. The following conversation ensued: Texter: Are you good at football? Me: Yep.
Only in SoCal … [sneaky compliment or insult edition]
People. Despite my sad real talk about moving, which is real, I’m also ridiculously happy here. So happy that I’m going to Compliment-or-Insult my new home … wait, let’s not lie. I’m going to insult it. There is craziness going down in Southern California, and it deserves to be called out, made fun of, and insulted.…
Compliment or Insult: Skiing Edition
“It doesn’t matter how slow you ski as long as you look good doing it!” Are you saying I ski slow? Or that I look good skiing? Or both? Compliment or Insult?
Compliment or Insult: Miss Claus Edition
Merry Christmas! For this edition of Compliment or Insult, I present to you some photographic evidence. Wearing this* to the CrossFit Christmas party: Actually said to me: “You look sexier working out than you do right now.” This face more or less captures how I feel about that statement. *actual bridesmaid’s dress my aunt wore…
Compliment or Insult: Round 2, Bar Edition
One of my fave locations in my Compliment or Insult series is the Bar Edition. So for Round 2, we’re back at the scene of the first crime, Escobar in Aspen. I wasn’t planning on this late-night dance adventure, so I’m wearing (cute) jeans, a white tee, and white-and-blue sperry topsider boat shoes that are…
Compliment or Insult: Shopping Edition
That’s right, even though I’ve been working out at the infamous Aspen Club, I’ve been steadfastly disappointed by how used to me the gym-goers appear to have gotten. Aside from the occasional creeper just staring at me throughout my entire workout, nothing of note has happened, no more Gym Gems or Compliment or Insults. How boooooring,…
Compliment or Insult Video Edition
The game that started it all … via dailyhap.com Compliment or Insult: Bar Edition Compliment or Insult: Where’s the Bigger Weight? The Original Compliment or Insult